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the 'customer [sic] lounge' is what I call a waiting room. #whenibecomeemperor http://4sq.com/lhKjy7 |
2011-05-06 13:43:52 |
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London zoo advertising pre-made picnics? they'd be outlawed #whenibecomeemperor http://4sq.com/mpoSwH |
2011-05-12 09:26:29 |
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#whenibecomeemperor all trains will declare in text and voice which fucking stop it is. #grrrrrrr #uktrain |
2011-06-06 20:24:47 |
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@hubmum indeed. #whenibecomeemperor. |
2011-06-09 23:00:33 |
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ah. tea. so very wonderful. unlike #southeastern, #nationalrail, and #tfl... #wibe |
2011-06-18 07:01:33 |
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RT @_SouthEastern: RT @adamamyl ah. tea. so very wonderful. unlike #southeastern, #nationalrail, and #tfl... #wibe |
2011-06-18 08:04:13 |
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why are there so many road users at 01:20 in london? #comeonbus #wibe |
2011-06-19 00:23:13 |
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@Documentally that madness really does need to end. #wibe |
2011-06-22 08:54:02 |
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ukba seem to think 'indiviual' is an acceptable term for the people (souls) they interact with. disgraceful. #wibe they'd go. |
2011-06-22 09:10:02 |
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@jkerrstevens it sucks a bit. i remember it took more than cancelling the direct debit too. ugh. hateful complications #wibe |
2011-06-24 08:13:31 |
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delays at london bridge. earlier problems at Dartford. #wibe these will be resolved superfast |
2011-06-27 14:46:01 |
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there really are some fucking discourteous cunts on the trains this morning. no idea of queuing. i'd sort that #whenibecomeemperor |
2011-08-18 09:21:13 |
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@Teemobox you've seen me use the #WIBE hashtag, right? #whenibecomeemperor … |
2011-08-31 21:53:32 |
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@thegareth See, that's the trouble with elections... #pigsinprams #wibe |
2011-09-07 22:06:39 |
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#wibe ticket barriers will be burnt. we shall presume fare-payment/poverty and have compassionate human staff on hand |
2011-09-08 09:29:53 |
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#wibe people will not stand in doorways |
2011-09-08 09:29:55 |
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ticket office man, when asked the price of a ticket responded "a fortune at the moment". i laughed. so very true #wibe |
2011-09-09 08:09:15 |
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rah. it appears southeastern are painting stations in their hideous new livery. this is usually the point close to #franchise losing. #wibe |
2011-09-13 07:55:50 |
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#wibe discourteous cunts will be horsewhipped until they gain courtesy. Also trains will have wider seats and more... http://t.co/b435mvYw |
2011-09-15 08:58:19 |
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non-geographical numbers. they'd go #wibe. or telcos will be mandated not to charge/unified. |
2011-09-27 20:40:47 |
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@dominiccampbell @gabysslave vote? What's wrong with a good old fashioned coup? #wibe |
2011-10-11 18:50:56 |
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#wibe signaling problems shall be overcome by using flags and loud clear voices/radios. |
2011-10-20 10:15:13 |
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really should write a draft of my Responsibility for Actions (Public Officials) Bill #wibe |
2011-10-20 10:29:01 |
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Look, for getting rid of Uddin and the other crooks in/out of the Lords, it's simple: an Attainder will do #adamsolveseverything #wibe |
2011-11-14 15:38:19 |
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train engineers. you know when trains come in? have a cup of tea to let people escape platform before moving things, yes? #wibe |
2011-11-20 10:00:02 |
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#WIBE Civil Rights will be on the agenda, and fixing causes. Crime and Rehabilitation (fitting the 'offence'). Spending on society not gaols |
2011-12-12 15:12:22 |
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@dominiccampbell #wibe... |
2011-12-15 23:14:04 |
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@bengoldacre You can have a post in my cabal, #wibe |
2011-12-20 00:45:01 |
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i'd spend less on pointless databases/IT projects & bribing voters, and more on transport, #wibe |
2011-12-20 10:29:36 |
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@leashless everyone should watch 'The Battleship Potemkin' #wibe |
2012-01-03 02:48:18 |
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#wibe Ministers making statements outside of 'Parliament' will automatically cease being a Minister. |
2012-01-11 14:44:58 |
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@williamheath Those not concerning security, but dubbed thus irritate me, more than the others. And the lying ones. Ditch 'em all #wibe |
2012-01-12 15:22:01 |
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oooh. forgot. #wibe all train stations after 10pm shall have KFC provisions, and queues based on train departure times :-) |
2012-01-19 23:11:30 |
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RT @nevali: Campaign for dedicated phone booths in offices is begin here! #wibe |
2012-01-23 19:32:40 |
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idea: national rail updates -> trains on some sort of tablet? #wibe |
2012-02-02 13:40:59 |
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modesty. not talking (loudly) on trains #wibe |
2012-02-22 10:50:31 |
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#WIBE Forms MUST be properly created and tested. None of this "let the typists create the fucking thing" lark. #alwaysinthebrowser |
2012-02-26 18:01:23 |
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#wibe, train stations which can get to/from london within 2hrs, shall accept Oyster cards |
2012-03-25 12:25:48 |
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#wibe buses will interact with trains. if station route bus is late, train will wait for bus. we will have cheap, efficient public transport |
2012-03-27 10:30:13 |
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gah, auto-fucking-playing videos. I'd not expect that from @bbc . #hatehatehate They'd be outlawed #wibe |
2012-04-07 16:42:45 |
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"Aitch", not "hatech". #wibe ... |
2012-04-12 09:28:31 |
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#wibe I shall repeal all taxation laws and start from scratch, making it a series of tables/whatif statements. That will be it. |
2012-05-04 13:00:22 |
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#wibe CAEK will not be taxed. Nor will tampons (I still find that disgraceful, or (w|h)as *that* finally changed with all the Blair Babes?) |
2012-05-04 13:01:40 |
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i fuckin hate silent trains! announce the fucking stop it's not difficult #wibe |
2012-05-17 22:32:30 |